8 questions every golfer wants to ask Tiger Woods

Posted by A. Isaac on April 5th, 2010 at 9:47 am

Tiger Woods is holding a press conference at the Masters this afternoon for the first time since the car accident in November. And while I’m sure Tiger may have to field a lot of questions from the media, it’s his fellow players that might give him more of a grilling. Here’s 8 questions every golfer wants to ask Tiger Woods.

Which one of our wives did you bang?

Are the pancakes at Perkins that good?

So, is Elin single? Can I get her number?

Given your tendency for wanting group sex, should I be careful in the locker room next time?

How many drinks before you’d hook up with Martha Burk this weekend?

You cheat at home, do you cheat on the course?

Do you think Jesper has any more Swedish nannies he can hook me up with?

Can you arrange a Joslyn James private show for us? I hear she’s kinky

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.