A 3-year-old wanders into Louisville bar sans pants
Shawn Norris
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A naked 3-year-old walks into a bar and the bartender says, “What happened to your clothes?” The 3-year-old replies, “What’s with the inquisition, old man? Just pour me a beer and mind your own business!”
I don’t know why he was naked or why he decided to wander into a bar, but this kid is getting an early start on fraternity hazing.
This kid has it easy. I bet they didn’t even cuff him. I’m sure the mother in this situation must be a real piece of work (and deserves what is coming to her), but this must be one of the most laid-back kids in Louisville.
“These pants are too constricting–I’m just gonna take them off. May as well lose the shirt while I’m at it. There that feels better. I can finally breathe. Well, guess it’s time to meander on down to the local watering hole to wet the ol’ whistle.”
But when I wander into a bar naked I get mocked, ostracized and before you know it– I’m in handcuffs again. Oh, call the police there is a naked man in the bar. Help! Help! The difference in these situations is that a 3-year-old gets a more caring place to live and a 23-year-old gets a criminal record. Kids in bars these days have all the luck.
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