ADAM MORRISON CLEANS IT UP

Posted by A. Isaac on October 29th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

adam morrison its about time ADAM MORRISON CLEANS IT UP

His friends complained. His family disowned him. His teammates wouldn’t guard him.

And finally, after years of not taking a shower and cutting his hair, Adam Morrison of the Charlotte Bobcats has finally yielded to the sanitary demands of the public.

Coincidentally, the Charlotte Humane Society has agreed to accept Morrison’s hair for their “Give a wig to Cancerous Dogs” charity.

Well done Adam. An athlete and a lover of animals…

Let’s take a look back and see how bad it had really gotten

H/t: WOI Reader Lydia

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.