AHL team has the “Tiger Woods foursome” ticket package

Posted by A. Isaac on December 10th, 2009 at 9:15 am

I love when these minor league teams pull gimmicks like this. And I give them credit, they aren’t trying to hide their message either.

From the Syracuse Crunch website:

Crunch fans can be the beneficiary of a different type of ‘Tiger Woods Foursome. In the spirit of the holiday season, fans can purchase a four-pack of tickets to any of the Crunch’s remaining December home games for just $60 (that’s 8-under par). The foursome package also includes a $100 gift certificate from Federico’s Auto Body towards body work on a vehicle or a detailing package.

First of all, well played Crunch PR team

Secondly, you were smart to have jumped on this idea so fast. From the stories and videos that have been leaked in the last 24 hours, this deal easily could have been a “Tiger Woods 100 person scramble” ticket package.

Or the “Buy 4 tickets, get a 100 gift certificate for your local brothel” package

Or the “Buy a hot dog, get a lap dance from the Ice girls” package

Or the “Buy a tub of popcorn, get hit in the head with a stick by one of our Swedish players” package

I’m sure I could go on all day like this…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.