Albert Haynesworth fails conditioning test again

When you’re the team’s 100 million dollar man, there’s a few things expected of you. One of which is getting your fat a– in shape.

Which brings us to Mr. Albert Haynesworth of the Washington Redskins who has now failed his conditioning test two days in a row.

Haynesworth did not pass the test Friday morning, in a repeat of his result Thursday, Day 1 of camp.

Haynesworth boycotted the team’s offseason workouts and minicamps because he is unhappy with the Redskins’ switch to a 3-4 defense and wanted a trade.

When he finally returned to Redskins Park on Wednesday, he was told he would have to pass a conditioning test in order to take part in training camp and, even once he passed, would start off practicing with the reserves.

See, I’d love to berate Haynesworth on being fat and unhealthy, but that’s just not the case. Terrence Cody has the market cornered on moob-related failed conditioning tests.

This is about being lazy, this is about having no heart. That’s not something that’s going to get resolved anytime soon with a few wind sprints.

Haynesworth fails test again, misses practice [AP]

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