Albert Haynesworth impregnated a stripper

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haynesworth 142x214 Albert Haynesworth impregnated a stripper

Just when you thought we would finish the NFL off-season without one more player impregnating a stripper, Albert Haynesworth had to go and ruin the fun.

Today’s NY Post is reporting that a Miami stripper named Silvia Mena is suing Haynesworth for 10 million dollars.

Mena, 25, alleges Haynesworth, 28, met her in Miami, romanced her during Super Bowl week, and invited her to his Tennessee home. She claims in the documents that after learning about the pregnancy, Haynesworth promised to “emotionally and financially support Silvia.” But, “after making such promises . . . Haynesworth has abandoned the pregnant Sylvia Mena . . . He has refused to provide any emotional or financial support of Silvia Mena or his unborn child.”

This has Hallmark movie written all over it. NFL player meets stripper, falls in love, impregnates her, and leaves her and the unborn child to fend for themselves.

I’m thinking the dude from The Blind Side can accurately portray Haynesworth as the upstanding gentlemen he seems to be. The stripper can ultimately be played by any skank whore out there with a good body. On a personal note though, I’m pulling for Lindsay Lohan. Not only is she in dire need of money given her current unemployment status, but she regularly gets naked, f–ks random people, and does lines of coke off dudes c-cks. Thus, this really wouldn’t be an acting job for her per se, more so a biographical account of her life.

Pregnant ex suing NFL star {NY Post}

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