Sports by the numbers: 9/30/10
A. Isaac Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports.
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When Darryl Strawberry sees someone in distress, he runs to their aid. The former Mets’ star paid a 25 dollar cab fare for a woman who had left her wallet at home according to the NY Post. Now if only someone had offered a helping hand to Strawberry all those years.
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Despite her recent success on the course, Michelle Wie headed back to Stanford for the fall semester. The senior even has a full class load at 20 credits. Her next scheduled stop to play golf, almost a month away in Malaysia. So fear not Cardinals faithful, not all your golf alums are millionaire douchebags who make sex tapes with porn stars.
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Rarely will I quote the venerable Will Smith out of context but I believe his “Girls aint nothing but trouble” song seems apropos here. Jagaurs wide receiver Kassim Osgood was forced to jump out a second-floor window when a gun wielding jealous ex-boyfriend showed up at his girlfriend’s place. Mackenzie Rae Putnal, a 19-year old former Jaguars cheerleaders exchanged gunfire with the man before he fled. He was later arrested at his home.
100,000
David Stern certainly wields a big stick these days. Wizards owner Ted Leonsis told a group of business leaders that the NBA would soon have a “hard salary cap similar to the NHL’s model”. That phrase irked Stern enough to levy a 100k fine on the owner. Hey Dave, at least offer the man a massage or an HJ before you bend him over like that.
400
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A Tour de France champ tested positive for a banned substance. This time it was current champion Alberto Contador who tested positive for clenbuterol. Although the urine sample revealed “400 time[s] less than what the antidoping laboratories accredited by WADA must be able to detect”, it is still considered a positive test. By the way, Contador’s reason for having clenbuterol in his system? Contaminated meat. Yea, we’re being serious.
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How bad is Saints kicker Garret Hartley? Well, the team just waived a WR to sign 46-year old former kicker John Carney. If you recall, Hartley missed a chip shot field goal in overtime on Sunday that cost the Saints a victory. This furthers the notion that you can be old and out of shape and somehow still be a kicker in the NFL.
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