Alcorn State lays down for Kansas
A. Isaac 
Listen, I don’t know much of Alcorn State outside of Steve McNair playing football there. I do, however, know the following.
a) Scoring 31 points in a game in any level outside of kiddie basketball…unacceptable
b) Turning the ball over 30 times…awful
c) Letting your opponent score 36 straight points on you…disgrace
Sadly, that actually happened last night as Kansas rolled over Alcorn State 98-31. And I don’t care how good Kansas is. I don’t care if this was the Globetrotters playing the Washington Generals and Meadowlark Lemon was throwing up hook shots from half-court. I don’t care if this was the ’92 dream team against the Somalian Pirate All-Stars.
Show up for God sakes. 12 points in the first half? No joke, when I was 7, I scored 19 points in a game. Yea, I was freakin sweet and yes, I have the video to prove it.
Its like my own personal sex tape. I’m hoping it leaks to the media soon. And if anything, I just want to parlay the video into a tryout with a NBA squad. Check that, I just want a tryout with Ron Artest’s team so we can get drunk at halftime.
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