What happens at the bottom of the pile, stays at the bottom of the pile

A. Isaac Senior Editor

bradyballs What happens at the bottom of the pile, stays at the bottom of the pile

It’s all fun and games until someone grabs the twig and berries . Browns center Alex Mack claims that Chiefs defensive linemen Shaun Smith went for his genitals in a scrum late in the first half of Sunday’s game.

“I don’t think he should be able to do that,” said Mack of Smith. “I’m still fired up about it.”

But while Mack’s crotch is still on fire, Smith apparently didn’t see the situation the same way.

“I don’t have no comment. I don’t recall doing anything like that. I’m not known for being a dirty player or anything like that, so I don’t know what that was all about.”

In the heat of the battle, hands are bound to roam. The search for an oblong shaped ball amongst 300 lb men are going to yield results that would make any man cringe. After all, one man’s thigh pad is another man’s penis.

On a side note, I sincerely hope Jon Lajoie can make a song about this. “Grabbing your genitals, your genitals!”

Browns’ Alex Mack: Chiefs’ Shaun Smith grabbed my genitals [PFT]

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