All behold the Cupcake Cannon
Shawn Norris
Have you been in the market for cupcake based weaponry? Do you need sprinkles based munitions? I give you the Cupcake Cannon!
Invented by a man named Johnny Cupcakes, the Cupcake Cannon is probably the most delicious and ingenious weapon ever invented (If you run out of ammunition, just run to the store and bake more!) It’s the perfect weapon for people who’ve always wanted to be shot in the face by a piece of red velvet cake, or folks battling invading Mongol Diabetics.
Good news for me. After my candy apple cannon injured three children and a neighborhood dog last year, I’ve been in search of something like this. Hey, if your not ready for Halloween tricks when ringing the doorbell… that’s you problem, Raggedy Pansy.
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