Tennis anyone? Anna Kournikova to appear on “Biggest Loser”

Posted by A. Isaac on September 30th, 2010 at 4:44 pm

Anna Kournikova will take time out of her insanely busy schedule of giving men erections to help some fat people. How incredibly kind of her to rub in how hot she is to people who have no self esteem.

Fantastic idea.

The Russian star will lead 15 contestants on the “Biggest Loser” in a tennis workout. Because if there’s one person who can really show you how it’s done in tennis, it’s the lady who never won a single, goddamn tournament. But I digress.

The episode will air Oct. 5th. So if you’re like me, it will be the first and last time you watch the show.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.