AS IF YOU NEEDED MORE PROOF THAT INGE IS SOFT

Posted by A. Isaac on June 26th, 2008 at 8:30 am

I don’t even know where to start with this story. But apparently, Brandon Inge hurt himself moving his kids pillow

I’ve repeatedly ripped on Brandon here at WOI, so I will let somebody else go ahead and speak for me here.

An excerpt from the fellas over at FanIQ:

Apparently Inge already had a sore oblique muscle, and the vicious pillow sent it over the edge. Now see here’s my question. Even if this story is true, why would you ever admit it? It’s one of the stupidest injuries I’ve ever heard of. Just say you got into a bar fight with a homeless, knife-wielding lunatic.

I would have also accepted Brandon admitting he was gay and having a pillow fight with his partner. In fact, that would have been much more justifiable.

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