Australian Open match halted by crazy person in mascot gear
A match between Bernard Tomic and Daniel Brands was halted when a person in mascot gear ran aimlessly around the stadium. Yes, this actually happened. I know it’s been a tough few hours and you’re unlikely to believe anything because of the Manti Te’o hoax but trust me, this is real and this is spectacular.
We’ve yet to identify this psycho but I have a pretty good idea who it is. Just waiting for confirmation from the Te’o family that Lennay Kekua is alive and well, living down under.