Australian Open trainer has best job in the world

I truly missed my calling in life. When that counselor in high school asked me what I wanted to do the rest of my life, I stupidly answered that I wanted to go to college.

What a mistake!

I should have just taken one of those career aptitude tests that told me what I was good at. You know, the ones that asked questions like:

“Do you enjoy sitting at a desk in front of a computer all day?”
“Do you like living in your moms basement and blogging?”

and of course…

“Do you like rubbing hot female tennis players butts?”

uh, yes please!

So Mr. Quince, my high school counselor, shame on you sir. Shame on you for not telling me that I could have been a butt masseuse for hot chicks. You’re a terrible human being and you’re terrible at your job.

As for said trainer in the picture rubbing up tennis hottie Maria Kirilenko, please know that you are the envy of every heterosexual male on the planet.

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