Australian rugby players defecate all over hotel room

We’re certainly getting a lesson in hygiene today. Earlier we told you about some shower issues University of Tennesse players had. And now, well, let’s just say these guys are probably in need of several showers. Two Australian rugby players are accused of defecating all over their hotel room.

It is understood Holiday Inn management have taken photos of the feces and subsequently contacted the Roosters.

“A little bit feral they were,” said Sue, a cleaner who wished to remain anonymous. “I don’t really know a huge amount about it.

“All I know is the cleaner entered the room, they had defecated on the floor next to the toilet in one of the rooms and defecated on the white tables that are in the rooms. And they did it in a couple of rooms.”

“She [another cleaner] said it was disgusting, absolutely disgusting. She doesn’t get paid enough to do that.

“These are players that children respect and they are held in high regard by the community.”

In their defense, one of them seemed to at least make an attempt to hit the toilet with his feces. That’s commendable. And who’s to say that they just didn’t go to town on some buffet and their colons got the best of them. Let the first man who hasn’t had explosive diarrhea cast the first stone.

New disgrace as Rooster rookies defecate in hotel [AU News]

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