Awesome backyard plays for your annual Turkey Bowl

Posted by A. Isaac on November 25th, 2009 at 10:16 am

It’s that time of year again. Time to tape up the ankles, pull out the knee braces, and relive the glory years. Sure, you’ll be hobbling around the office next week, but this is what you live for… Alright, well not at all, but that felt somewhat inspirational. Regardless, now that everyone is getting older, and weaker, and heavier, here’s your big chance to show them you were always more valuable than those last pick selections would suggest.

{The Pigskin Doctors}

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.