Barry Bonds career finally over?

Uh, I was under the impression that Barry Bonds was either hiding in seclusion on Alcatraz or 6 feet under somewhere with Jimmy Hoffa.

But apparently not….His agent now declares that his career is over. Wow, thanks for that little tidbit of info. I guess we can all move on with our lives.

Bonds has insisted he won’t retire, leaving open the possibility that he might yet catch on with another team. But that hasn’t happened, and his agent doubts that it ever will, according to the report.

“It’s two years since he played his last game, and if there was any chance he’d be back in a major-league uniform, it would have happened by now,” his agent, Jeff Borris, said Wednesday, according to the report.

Barry, let me save you some time here buddy. No team in their right mind is bringing you on. In fact, no minor league team would even use you as a gimmick to bring in more fans. You know what, let me go one step further…we need a guy for our office softball team in the spring. I’d rather go with Milton, our resident fat slob that can’t breathe normally because he has a doughnut permanently lodged in his esophagus.

How’s that make you feel?

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