BATTLE OF THE PLAIN JANES: ELLEN POMPEO VS. REESE WITHERSPOON

These girls won’t win any beauty contests and you’ll never hear anyone call them hot. In fact, rarely are they even the prettiest girl in the room.

They’re Plain Janes.

And while I’m not really familiar with the work of Ellen Pompeo(she’s that annoying beeyatch on Grey’s Anatomy), Reese Witherspoon is a hell of an actress. Come on, remember that scene in Fear, the rollercoaster scene.

I know every male that reads WOI has seen it. Truly one of the most underrated scenes in motion picture history

Anyways, Reese vs. Ellen? Who you got?

Reese Witherspoon

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Ellen Pompeo

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