BATTLE OF THE SIMPSONS: PART 2

Posted by A. Isaac on May 8th, 2008 at 9:45 am

About a year ago on Guyism, we fought tooth and nail about who was hotter, Ashlee or Jessica.

And now a year later, we resurrect it. Lately, Ashlee has shown off her body in Shape magazine and I have to admit, she looks pretty darn good. But, I’ve always been in the Jessica camp and will remain there.

My favorite comment from the argument was from Dr. Z

Very interesting question, Andrew, however this question can be answered with a simple calculation. If you like boobies, Jessica is better looking. If you like weiners, Ashlee is better looking.

I think we know how Dr. Z felt on the matter but what do the readers think?

ASHLEE

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JESSICA

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.