BEAT IT, JUST BEAT IT CHARLES!

Posted by A. Isaac on August 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

haley 1 BEAT IT, JUST BEAT IT CHARLES!

I don’t even know how to bring up this story but the fellas at KSK found this gem about former NFL Defensive Stud, Charles Haley

”Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about other players’ wives. It got to the point of ejaculation.”

Seriously, that was tame compared to some of the other stuff that was over there.

Haley basically was a sexual predator to other guys on the team. It was something you’d hear out of the good ol days of the WWF.

Dude, where was Chris Hansen when you needed him 20 years ago?

h/t: Kissing Suzy Kolber

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