Ben Roethlisberger uses the Bill Clinton defense

bigbendrunk Ben Roethlisberger uses the Bill Clinton defense

As the sands of the hour glass drop on the Ben Roethlisberger sexual assault case, he’s now resorted himself to using Bill Clinton tactics. More specifically, he is claiming he had “sexual contact” with the alleged victim but not intercourse.

From PFT:

The admission apparently came during an interview of Roethlisberger conducted at the scene.

Per the report, Roethlisberger claims that the woman fell and injured her head after the incident. She then went to a hospital and alleged that she was sexually assaulted.

At this point, the incident may as well involve a cigar, Congress, and a overweight intern. Soon, we’ll get a statement on par with “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

Oh, for what it’s worth, Big Ben has also hired famed attorney Ed Garland to help him get out of this mess. If you recall, it was Garland who got Ray Lewis off the hook for murder over a decade ago. Great association there Ben. This situation keeps getting worse and worse for you.

Report: Roethlisberger admitted to having “sexual contact” with alleged victim {PFT}



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