Bigger weekend douchebag: Charlie Weis or Tiger Woods
A. Isaac 
Every Monday on Guyism, we take a look at some of the worst blunders, coaching moves, and general athlete douchebaggery of the weekend and give you the reader a chance to vote.
Today we look at former Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis and golfer Tiger Woods
Case 1: Charlie Weis
Though he has since retracted his statement about Pete Carroll living with a female grad student in Malibu, the damage has already been done. It seems that Weis may have been stating how easy it is for an internet rumor to start. And unfairly to Carroll, he was used as the example. Here is the quote:
“Let me ask you this question: You guys know about things that go on in different places. Was I living with a grad student in Malibu, or was I living with my wife in my house? You could bet that if I were living with a grad student here in South Bend, it would be national news.
“He’s doing it in Malibu and it’s not national news. What’s the difference? I don’t understand. Why is it OK for one guy to do things like that, but for me, I’m scrutinized when I swear. I’m sorry for swearing; absolve my sins.”
Charlie Weis was a grade A douchebag well before this quote and frankly, he will continue to be for the rest of his life.
Case 2 Tiger Woods
Its not that Tiger Woods got into a car accident, covered it up while taking some kind of prescription drugs, and cheated on his wife.
Its that Tiger Woods went from cheater to raging nymphomaniac in the matter of a week. Six women have come forward detailing sexual trysts they had with Tiger going back more than 5 years. And while we’re not here to judge the sanctity of marriage, I’ll go ahead and judge someone I deem a prostitute.
Woods treated the last couple of years as if he was some kind of swinger. Seemingly going from city to city with a different woman. And now, after all that, there are reports he wants to do a “tell-all” on Oprah.
For sanity’s sake, I hope he does that interview soon. Because the over/under on Tigers’ major wins vs. alleged mistresses is getting dangerously close.
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