BRANDON PHILLIPS WRIST IS BROKEN, NOT FRACTURED…WAIT, WHAT?

This goes along with the whole, “Athletes just aren’t that smart”….Mark Sheldon of MLB.com grabs this quote from Brandon Phillips…

“My wrist is not broken. I didn’t mean to say broken,” Phillips said. “I know I didn’t say ‘broken.’ I said ‘fracture.’ I didn’t know ‘fracture’ and ‘broken’ meant the same thing. My wrist feels like it’s fractured. Yeah. That right there.

“The last time I took an X-ray, it said there’s nothing broke. Broken and fractured are the same thing. It feels like it’s broken, fractured, or broken — it’s the same thing. But my wrist really does bother me.”

For what its worth Brandon, one time I passed gas at work. Then a co-worker asked, “Hey, who farted”. And I said, “not me…I just pass gas.”

They’re obviously not the same thing.

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