Brazilian referee learns English swear words for upcoming match

A. Isaac Senior Editor

referee yellow card 309x196 Brazilian referee learns English swear words for upcoming match

Brazilian referee Carlos Simon and his assistants have been getting a crash course in English swear words for the upcoming England-US match. While we’re not entirely sure what 4 letter words they’re familiar with, it’s a good bet that the mainstream ones are probably now part of their vernacular.

Needless to say, players are going to have to expand their vocabulary a bit and get creative with their insults.

Here’s a few they may want to try:

So I hear you’ve been munching carpet lately

I wish you weren’t such a minge

Your wife thinks you have small bollocks

You like getting fudgepacked do ya?

I’m not offsides you pecker

You smell awfully like a bad queef

Didn’t your linesman give you a rimjob last night?

I’m going to splooge all over that Yellow Card

Your mom’s a choad

You’re pretty much a snatch aren’t you?

So you had a twatwaffle for breakfast I take it?

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