Brett Favre fined $50k in Jenn Sterger case

The Brett Favre-Jenn Sterger case has seemingly come to a close as far as the NFL is concerned. After months of investigation into whether Favre harassed the Jets employee, the NFL found it could not decide one way or another if it actually happened.

Laymen’s terms? They weren’t sure if that was a picture of Brett Favre’s junk posted all over the internet. How convenient. Roger Goodell did however fine the Wrangler man $50,000 for failure to cooperate fully in the investigation.

Word on the street was they wanted a shot of his dong to compare.

The league said commissioner Roger Goodell “could not conclude” that Favre violated the league’s personal conduct policy based on the evidence currently available to him.

“The forensic analysis could not establish that Favre sent the objectionable photographs to Sterger,” the statement said. “The review found no evidence to contradict the statements of both Favre and Sterger that they never met in person, nor was there anything to suggest that Sterger engaged in any inappropriate conduct.”

Sterger now has an opportunity to explore civil options in the court of law. Although, who knows if she’ll really continue this charade. She’s had her fun in the sun as Brett Favre’s embarrassingly small weiner was live for the world to see. Any opportunity she had at claiming some kind of monetary prize has probably gone by the wayside now.

She’ll now have to return to a sideline flashing her chesticles in the lame hopes that Brent Musberger is feeling like a horny, old man again.

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