Brooklyn Decker cut off Andy Roddick’s penis for Halloween

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I imagine Andy Roddick thought retirement would be less stressful, more fun in the sun with wife Brooklyn Decker. Instead he’s left with chopped genitalia in a ziploc bag with some crazy lady armed and ready to strike again.

The happy couple dressed as John and Lorena Bobbit for Halloween. And while I applaud the originality and the gore of a severed penis, the costume’s two decades late.

But hey, good job, good effort.