Bubble Watch: How are the Cheerleaders?

So you’re on the bubble huh? What’s your RPI? What’s your SOS? How many games did you win in conference?

Those are some of the things the selection committee will be looking at come Sunday. In reality though, they should be concerned with more pressing issues like:

What kind of talent are these schools bringing in with their cheerleaders.

Guyism looks at a new rating system for the Selection Committee to consider:

CHF(Cheerleader Hotness Factor)

Oregon

18-12······RPI 53·········SOS 26······CHF···9

Outside of some of the southern schools, Oregon’s cheerleaders have about as strong a resume as you can find. They’re versatile, they’re athletic, they’re strong. Pretty good case for this bubble team. High CHF can only help.

VERDICT: IN

Arizona State

19-11······RPI 76······SOS 88······CHF···4

Given the exploits of ex-cheerleader Courtney Simpson, we understandly completely what ASU cheerleaders are capable of. The tail at ASU is rivaled by no other school so it makes sense that their CHF is so high. An easy decision with this one.

VERDICT: IN

Ohio State

19-12······RPI 50······SOS······18······CHF···128

Has the State of Ohio produced anything good in the last 100 years. I ask this in all sincerity. Pasty white thighs just aren’t going to cut it for the selection committee this time around.

VERDICT: OUT

Florida

21-10······RPI 65······SOS······91······CHF···32

So let me get this straight. This is the same school that produced ESPNs Erin Andrews? Shouldn’t that get you an automatic bid?

VERDICT: IN

4 more Bubble Teams Tomorrow……

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