BUTCH HARMON IS A FATIST

Yeah, that’s right. Butch Harmon hates fat people.

That’s the only explanation for dropping a great talent like John Daly.

Come on, its not like John doesn’t take his golf seriously. Look how many women he’s divorced just to try and keep his focus entirely on golf.

Butch only cares about skinny golfers and guys who work out a lot. Don’t believe me?

Let’s look at some of the people Butch has worked with in the past

Tiger Woods

Greg Norman

Natalie Gulbis

Adam Scott

See a trend here folks?

I know many of you will point to Phil Mickelson as the exception to this. But I can tell you with the utmost confidence that Butch told Phil to lose his Tat Fitties or he wouldn’t work with him.

You think its just a coincidence that Fat Mick recently decided to drop his manzier and start working out?

No, no no, my friends. That was the edict of Harmon.

Guys like Mark Calcavecchia and Tim Herron were shunned and spit on when they approached him. Told to trade in their Big Mac and Fries for Chicken Salads if they even wanted to get in the door.

What a fatist I tell ya….

And as a fat man myself, I say, screw you Butch Harmon.

Screw You Buddy!

Long live the fat, out of shape golfer…..

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