Cabrera and Willis traded to Tigers!

Posted by A. Isaac on December 4th, 2007 at 6:54 pm

There have been some big trades in Detroit history

Adrian Dantley for Mark Aguirre
John Smoltz for Doyle Alexander
Grant Hill for Ben Wallace
Bench scrubs for Rasheed Wallace

And now, well now we have the biggest blockbuster in Detroit sports history.

Cameron Maybin and Andrew Miller for Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis!

It seems unreal!

For those who thought the AL was going to be Boston and New York with everybody else fighting for the table scraps, think again. This clearly puts Detroit as the favorite in the Central Division and right behind Boston as the favorites to win it all.

Yes, win it all. Dont believe me, look at this lineup

Granderson
Polanco
Cabrera
Ordonez
Sheffield
Guillen
Renteria
Jones
Pudge

Pudge, a freakin Hall of Famer is batting in the 9 hole for God Sakes.

The rotation is now set up for Bonderman and Robertson to shift down to the 4/5 slot.

Verlander
Rogers
Willis
Bondo
Robertson

I pray for the rest of Major League Baseball if the Tigers can get Zumaya healthy or get another arm in their bullpen.

Bless you Boys!

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