Canadian hockey players do their Three Stooges routine

Not only did the Canadians lose at the hands of their hated rivals Sunday night, but they looked like dumbasses in the process. This is their rendition of a Three Stooges routine

And to solve all their hockey problems, Roberto Luongo is coming to their rescue. Mike Babcock, coach of the Canadian National team has decided to bench future Hall of Famer Martin Brodeur and bring in Luongo.

The Canadians must win 4 games this week to win the gold medal. They must also go through Russia, probably the best team in the tournament to get there. Their chances are slim and anything less than a medal would be catastrophic. They have already conceded the medal count to the Americans, but conceding a higher medal to their rivals in hockey would cause riots in the streets.

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