CAROLINE WOZNIACKI HAS A FARMERS TAN

Posted by A. Isaac on September 14th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

wozniacki 1 CAROLINE WOZNIACKI HAS A FARMERS TAN

I’ve been known to have a farmers’ tan here or there during the summer. But I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that its never been this bad.

And I can also say without a shadow of a doubt that nobody would want to see me show that much leg.

We’d all much prefer to see a hot 19 year old tennis pro.

But if you like, I once played basketball in the 80s and wore those John Stockton like nut-hugger shorts….

Drop me a line if you want a peek. And I mean that in a sexual way ladies.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.