
I was overjoyed to see my Spartans hand it to Purdue on Sunday afternoon….That is, until CBS decided to zoom in on some guys bulge behind Purdue coach Matt Painter.
Then I retreated to the bathroom and proceeded to throw up my lunch.
I wasn’t a biology major in college nor have I ever taken an anatomy class, but I’m pretty sure that’s much worse that a pastie on Janet Jackson’s nip
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