Audio: Chad Ochocinco’s cereal has sex line number

Posted by A. Isaac on September 30th, 2010 at 11:09 am

While we don’t normally consider ourselves connoisseurs of phone sex lines, we do give our resounding approval of this one.

If you haven’t heard already, Chad Ochocinco has a number on his breakfast cereal for a charity. Except the number directs you to a woman in a sexy voice asking you if you want her to spread eagle.

If you want to hear it yourself, call 1-800-HELP-FTC. However, we’ve done you a favor and recorded it. Because at Guyism, we care about your sexual health.

Parental discretion is advised.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.