Update: Erin Andrews, Ochocinco, Pam Anderson highlight Dancing with the Stars lineup

Update: Here is the complete lineup for those of you smart enough not to watch The Bachelor.

Pamela Anderson – Playboy, Baywatch
Erin Andrews–ESPN sideline reporter
Chad Ochocinco- Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver
Nicole Scherzinger–the lead singer of Pussycat Dolls
Shannen Doherty – 90210, Our House fame
Kate Gosselin– Jon & Kate Plus 8
Evan Lysacek-2010 Figure Skating champion
Buzz Aldrin-Astronaut of Apollo 11
Jake Pavelka-The Bachelor
Niecy Nash–Reno 911.
Aiden Turner-Soap Opera star

I don’t know who those last two people are and frankly, I don’t care. I’d handicap the field but my knowledge is limited to ogling Erin Andrews on ESPN, being a fan of Pam Anderson’s sex tape, and dreaming of being Mr. Pussycat Doll.

I would guess though that Andrews being a former member of the Florida Dance team has the advantage. Anderson is at an obvious disadvantage because the contest is held on your feet, not on the knees. Oh yea, and her boobs might get in the way.

Though the Dancing with the Stars lineup for 2010 hasn’t yet been announced, there are strong rumors that Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocino will be part of the cast.

From TMZ:

Multiple sources tell TMZ the outspoken Cincinnati Bengal will be part of the cast of “Dancing with the Stars” this coming season.

Ochocinco joins a list of NFL stars who have done the show including Warren Sapp, Emmitt Smith and Jerry Rice.

For what its worth, Ochocinco isn’t letting the cat out of the bag yet. He had this to say on his twitter
earlier this afternoon

Great people who follow me on twitter, don’t believe rumors unless OCNN reports, OCNN NEWS- where the news is given n child please fashion

Assuming TMZ is correct with their sources, this should be extremely interesting. Ochocinco has always had a big following online and seems to share information at will with his twitter followers.

So at the very least, he’ll have support from that community when voting takes place. Aside from that though, we’re more concerned with the women who will be on the show. Because as much as we like Ochocinco, him prancing around doing the Tango isn’t why we’ll tune in. Julianne Hough on the other hand; um, yes please.

Dancing’ Scores TD with Chad Ochocinco {TMZ}



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