Charlie Sheen tells UCLA baseball team: “Stay off the crack”
A. Isaac When you’re looking for someone to motivate your team, look no further than a coked-up Charlie Sheen. Yes, the same man who, only weeks ago, was banging porn stars by the dozen and sniffing cocaine off their butt cracks, offered this piece of advice to the UCLA baseball team.
“Stay off the crack, drink a chocolate milk”.
How nice of Sheen to attempt to mold the youth of today. Maybe after “Two and a Half Men” has finally filmed its last episode, he’ll go on a worldwide tour as a motivational speaker at high schools.
It’s a great message really. “Bang hookers, sniff blow, and occasionally make crappy episodes of a TV show, and you’ll have it made in life”.
By the way, this clip of Lawrence Taylor from The Waterboy seems more than apropos.
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