VIDEO: Chick fight at Missouri tailgate

Posted by A. Isaac on November 30th, 2010 at 11:01 am

I enjoy a good chick fight just as much as the next guy, but when this many people are involved, I almost feel like I’m watching one of those college party sex romps. You know, the ones with two coeds going at it in a frat house with a bunch of guys sitting around.

Ok fine, I guess my college experience was slightly different than yours.

The highlight of this fight was the big, rather wholesome looking woman throwing haymakers after things had cooled down. And, if I may, a bit of advice for these young Missouri lasses. Next time, lube up on the KY Jelly, bring a kiddie pool and charge admission. It’s not stripper money but it’ll definitely help you with tuition.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.