Cleveland Browns fan embarrasses himself with rant video
Allow me for a moment to delve into the crazy world of angry fan rants posted on social networking sites. See, you can’t just stand in front of a camera and spew nonsense. There has to be some kind of focus there, some kind of structure to your anger. You can, occasionally get by with breaking of objects and repeated f-bombs provided you’re actually funny. But the fact that you’re posting anonymously on YouTube proves to me you won’t be doing any stand-up routines at the local comedy club.
All of that brings us to this horrible, and I mean horrible attempt at a rant by a paper bag-wearing Cleveland Browns fan.
Folks, allow this video to serve as the barometer by which all failure in the world of angry fan rants is judged. Fitting that it comes from Cleveland, the home of the very butthurt Dan Gilbert.

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