College students stick broomsticks between their legs…call it a sport

A. Isaac Senior Editor

If you’re familiar with the sport of Quidditch, well then, you’ve probably been reading far too much Harry Potter. Which, in turn, probably means you shouldn’t be on this site. Nevertheless, here’s a quick primer for those of you who are wisely ignorant on the matter.

People fly on broomsticks and try to score goals.

Ok, now that you’ve familiarized yourself with this fictitious sport, let me show you a picture of a girl attempting to play this in real life.

Quidditch dildo College students stick broomsticks between their legs...call it a sport

No folks, she is not sticking that broomstick in her hoohoo, that’s a different “sport” altogether. This is a UM student playing Quidditch with her friends.

I’ll allow you a few moments to gather yourself from the utter hilarity that just ensued………

Apparently, this is becoming a phenomenon across college campuses. Even my beloved MSU Spartans sport a team…..how I weep for the future.

I’d love to delve into this but you know, I’d rather get laid. Something these college kids in the video above don’t seem too concerned with.

Athletes on broomsticks: The growing cult phenomenon of Michigan Quidditch [Michigan Daily]

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