Cubs fan bites girlfriend, might be a cannibal

A. Isaac Senior Editor

The Cubs are having yet another miserable season and fans are starting to turn on each other. One man went as far as biting his girlfriend during yesterday’s game. He’s clearly a terrible boyfriend or a cannibal. Or maybe he’s both. I don’t know. Cubs fans are weird. And she has a Jay Leno chin.

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