Cubs slappy Jeff Garlin: ‘You Tigers fans suck’

A. Isaac Senior Editor

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Oh Cubbies fans, you’re just so butthurt aren’t you. Not only does your team suck large donkey balls but now, visiting teams are taking over your precious Wrigley Field.

But hey, dont worry, fake tough guy Jeff Garlin is here to protect you. He’s taken over for Jim Belushi, who was too busy getting high at Martha’s Vineyard.