Dallas area needs 10,000 more strippers for Super Bowl week

Are you skilled in the art of pole dancing? Can you make men drop thousands of dollars while your booty claps? Are you willing to give extra special attention to those in the champagne room? Ladies, if you said yes to any of these questions, it’s imperative you get to Dallas as soon as humanly possible. The city needs you, the economy needs you, and by God, horny football fans need you.

The Dallas-Fort Worth area is looking for as many as 10,000 strippers for Super Bowl week.

Walsh told TMZ he is not the only understaffed exotic club in the area. In fact, Walsh said, DFW’s 60 or so adult establishments are short a total of 10,000 exotic dancers.

Arlington city officials said they expect to host 300,000 visitors during Super Bowl weekend, which puts the tourist-to-stripper ratio at about a hearty 30:1.

The Super Bowl has been about much more than the game for years. The parties, the women, the athletes, and the hoopla surrounding media day all seem to take center stage until Sunday. For many men, especially those who are traveling without their significant other, it’s a perfect opportunity to blow February’s mortgage on lap dances. And for the dancers themselves, it’s a perfect way to pay this year’s tuition for that PhD they’ve been pursuing for the last decade.

By the way, I’d feel remiss if I didn’t share this story. At the Detroit Super Bowl in 2006, a stripper named Angel who was quite skilled at shaking her rather luscious booty for minutes on end told me that she made as much in the week leading up to the game as she had the entire year before. Granted, Detroit was in the pits economically but I believe she may have had a visit from our good friend Pacman Jones. Although, she never specifically shared who unloaded (no pun intended) the Benjamins on her but I have a sneaky suspicion that somehow former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was involved….but I digress.

‘Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl’ [Fox]

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