Dallas Cowboys cheerleader auditions showcase the brightest and best of society

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Country Music Television has a series called, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, a reality show where women audition for the prestigious squad. The show is in its sixth season, which to me, is befuddling, because I hadn’t heard about it until last night. Apparently, I need to spend less time watching lengthy World Series games and more time on CMT.

That BS aside, last night’s episode featured an interview process where candidates were asked questions from a panel of judges including the director of Cowboys cheerleading, Kelli McGonagill Finglass. Now, in fairness to these ladies, some of the questions asked aren’t related to cheerleading or football. Because of the amount of public relations the squad does with the military, they’re expected to know simple, straightforward things like, “who’s the President, where does he live,” and so on and so forth. Not much different than the kinds of questions asked to immigrants on a citizens test.

Which brings us to Brittany from San Juan, Texas. A lovely gal, who, in this interview seems to have serious problems recalling political parties in the United States.

Brittany definitely deserves some criticism here but Meghan thinking Roger Goodell is ‘Commander in Chief’ is both hilarious and frightening at the same time. I’m guessing she thought his overseeing of players’ off-season activities
was uh, ‘militant’. Not that far from the truth actually.

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