Posted by A. Isaac on April 24th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Is it me or is the line between professional race car driver and bikini model getting extremely blurred for one, Danica Patrick.
This time, she’s showing off her stuff for a Shape Magazine bikini photoshoot.
I’m thinkin that Danica should just drop the whole car racer charade anyways. For one, she’s not even that good and on top of that, she is wearing far too much clothing.
She should pick up a sport like beach volleyball or naked curling…
Ok fine, I’m not even sure if that second one’s a sport but hey, its a good suggestion.
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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.