Dantonio restores Spartan pride-Mike Hart plays Arnold from Different Strokes

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Yeah, I know we lost and it sucks. Id rather not get into what Mike Hart said, because frankly, he’s a loser and he has no class. Im sure he’s just angry because he came back to win a National Championship and he lost that in the first week. You know what, I take that back, he’s actually mad because he knows he wont be playing in the NFL.

Rumors have it that his next job is playing Arnold from Different Strokes in the reunion they are having next year. Gary Coleman refused to do it and they needed a body double. And while Hart and Coleman dont really look alike the producers said he fit enough of the criteria.

You know, someone around 5 feet tall and runs his mouth a lot.

Dantonio restores Spartan pride Mike Hart plays Arnold from Different Strokes
Hart fits that bill perfectly.

In response to Arnold’s comments, coach Dantonio had this to say.

“Does Hart have a little brother or is he the little brother?” Dantonio asked. “I don’t know, he’s … that tall.”

See, even coach thinks he is the right man for the job. I wonder who is playing Arnold’s big brother, Willis? Jim Tressel maybe? I think the resemblance might be off but the character traits are there.

Pounds on his little brother day after day and year after year….check
Little brother can never beat him at anything…check
Big brother spanks little brother…check

Wait, dont tell me you forgot that episode

Man, that looks familiar doesnt it UM fan. They might as well slap the Wolverine jersey on Arnold.

Anyways,

Listen to the press conference. Dantonio does not take the rivalry lightly.

Part 1
Part 2

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