DANTONIO "WEAR A TIE OR YOU’RE BENCHED!"

Posted by A. Isaac on November 4th, 2008 at 11:59 am

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At least MSU coach Mark Dantonio isn’t lax on any of his rules. Especially ones of the dress code variety…

Why did left guard Mike Bacon start Saturday over Joel Foreman against Wisconsin?

“Well, do you really want to know or do you want me to give you some fabricated, made-up story?” Dantonio asked. “(Foreman) didn’t have a tie on, OK? He didn’t have a tie on.”

This is a far cry from the days of John L Smith when you were required to dress as a clown before and during the games and/or forced to wear a dunce cap.

No wait, that was the coaching staff.

Nevermind.

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