Dennis Rodman got drunk, took a giant dump in a North Korean hotel

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Dennis Rodman continues to represent America well overseas. On his recent trip to North Korea, Rodman got black-out drunk and couldn’t control his bodily functions. It was literally coming out of both ends.

Dennis Rodman Dennis Rodman got drunk, took a giant dump in a North Korean hotel

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The Korea Times has more.

“Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway,” said the source.

Workers and managers of the Koryo Hotel who witnessed the scene and had to clean the mess were reportedly at a loss for words at such barbaric and uncivilized behavior.

Obviously, because this looked bad for Rodman-pal Kim Jong-Un, the North Korean media tried to keep it under wraps. But you know, taking a giant deuce in a hotel filled with thousands of people is bound to get out.

“The stench was just horrible and people are criticizing not only Rodman, but also Kim Jong-un saying that ‘No one in a right mind would be a friend with Rodman. An animal that he is,’” the source said.

Rodman was reportedly asked out of the country with a warning “Never will you be welcome here without the completion of your alcohol abuse treatment program,” the source said.

Yeah Dennis, don’t you dare come back until you’ve gone to AA—also, until you’re potty trained.

(via Justin Miller)

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