Dennis Rodman’s father had 27 kids

Posted by A. Isaac on December 21st, 2009 at 10:15 am

This may only interest me, and if that’s the case, you really need to lighten up. In a piece that Dan LeBetard wrote on former bad boy Dennis Rodman, this little tidbit of information came up.

Rodman’s father’s name was, no lie, Philander. Dennis never knew him. It has been reported that Philander Rodman has 27 kids by four women.

I’m not sure what to say.

A part of me thinks that somebody should go scour the earth for Philander Rodman and introduce him to the likes of Travis Henry and Shawn Kemp. Cause after all, Henry’s 9 kids got nothing on Philanders’ 27.

And then a part of me thinks, wait, there is no way Philander is still alive. Dude was trying to break Wilt’s record banging broads by the dozen. If he isn’t dead from a combination of syphilis, herpes and AIDS then by God let’s get this guys DNA and make clones of him.

Long live Philander Rodman!

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.