Dennis Rodman’s visit leads to pope selection
Dennis Rodman’s visit to the Vatican immediately led to a selection of a new pope. Coincidence?
According to Dennis, he’s in Rome because his message needs to be heard. His message needs an audience.
“I want to be anywhere in the world that I’m needed,” Rodman, whose press agent said he planned to appear today in St. Peter’s Square in something resembling a “Popemobile,” told TMZ. “I want to spread a message of peace and love throughout the world.”
In truth, Rodman is there because he’s broke and gambling website, PaddyPower.com, paid his way. Regardless of Rodman’s intentions, his timing was impeccable. Sadly, I only wish his popemobile was functioning. The thought of a new pope riding side by side with Dennis down the streets of Rome is a childhood dream of mine.