Details from the Rick Pitino extortion trial: “Sex didn’t last long”

The Rick Pitino-Karen Syper extortion case is now in Day 2 and the details are quite raunchy. You’d expect nothing else when sex occurs on a restaurant table after hours. Pitino told a jury of the 2003 encounter he had with Sypher after a golf outing. He even included that his performance may have been less than stellar.

Well, now you know he’s telling the truth. Unless, of course, he wants to be known as the 1 minute man.

Pitino said he bought Sypher a drink and the two exchanged small talk after the restaurant closed.
When he got up to leave, Pitino said she whispered something, opened his pants and the two then had sex “very briefly.”
“Unfortunate things happen,” Pitino said.

I like how this Sypher chick operates. If not for this whole extortion thing, I’d highly consider taking her out for a drink or two. A $100 tip to the bar manager and I wouldn’t even have to wait to close the deal. It also saves me from having that uncomfortable conversation the next morning that includes:

“Damn bit**, that’s what you look like in the morning” & “You look a lot better bent over with your clothes off”

Pitino says extortion suspect unzipped his pants [AP]

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