DETROIT LIONS WON A PRE-SEASON GAME….AWESOME

About 50 people saw the Lions win their first game in about a year. If I didn’t see it in the newspaper myself, I wouldn’t have believed it.

Now I guess we can wait yet another year for a meaningless pre-season win. No actually, I take that back.

I fully expect the Lions to go undefeated yet again in the pre-season and then crap the bed for the following 4 months.

It only makes sense.

On a much happier note, it appears the Lions may have found a “diamond in the rough” in Aaron Brown.

I know that term is somewhat foreign to us. After all, it was Millen who for a full decade continued to find “huge pieces of crap in the early and late rounds”.

I’d list all the junk players the Lions drafted but I’d rather take one of those cricket bats and hit myself in the testicles 30-40 times and pass out from the pain.

Anyways, here’s an actual highlight from a Lions game. Color me shocked.

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